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Jace:
Are those Isabelle's clothes? They look ridiculous on you.
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Clary:
I could point out that you burned my clothes.
Are those Isabelle's clothes? They look ridiculous on you.
I could point out that you burned my clothes.
You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie.
There's a parlor?
Of course there's a parlor. Where else would I entertain?
I'll just leave my hat with the footman.
Now with picture from Sony. :)
(Source: tmisource)
"Can I touch your mango?"
"You seem to like that horse very much"
"Do you like, like me?"
"Most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction"
"Someone do me"
If you ever meet the man that can take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand or run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which.
I am a man and men do not drink pink drinks. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown.

the new mortal instruments trailer that came out today is flawless โฅ

I guess we'd better move the trash. We can start with the Dumpster.
You'd rather face a ravening horde of demons, wouldn't you?
At least they wouldn't be crawling with maggots. Well, not most of them, anyway. There was this one demon, once, that I tracked down to the sewers under Grand Central-
Don't. I'm not really in the mood right now.
That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me.
Stick with me and it won't be the last.
Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you.
Of course they are. I am stunningly attractive.
Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?
Only from ugly people. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

(Source: linetteherondale)
Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common.
Totally awesome hair?
This is an amazing post.
TMI characters as cats ยป Clary, Jace, Simon, Isabelle, Alec, Magnus
omg magnus’s cat is perfect